long distance clara

For my travelling friends from the USA, as apparently there are some considerable differences in words and expressions (I don’t care what you say, it is not pronounced aloo-min-num and yawn does rhyme with corn!), here is a short translation guide to decipher my blog. Any words you do not still understand please send me an email and I will do my best to correct your English for you and point you in the right direction (just kidding)!

Expressions!
It’s a piece of piss = It’s easy
Making a tit of yourself = Making a fool of yourself
Swivel on my middle digit = Go screw yourself
She mings for England = She’s not particularly attractive
It’s a bit chavvy = Britney Spears would think that’s cool